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It starts off so gradual
You don’t even notice
Pretty soon all the wrong things
Start to come into focus
A comfortable life and
Entertainment of all sorts
Music and movies
Television and sports

Now don’t get me wrong, we deserve to have fun
But let’s not forget, there are battles to be won
Although it seems so easy, to simply turn away
How we live tomorrow is determined by today

From the first day of school
You’re taught to love your oppressors
When the grown-ups bark an order
It’s always yes ma’ams and yes’sirs
We accept the disease
Of normality
Imagination disappears
And we accept reality


from Pretty Much Perfect, released April 30, 2015



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Billy the Bunny on Vocals, Big Liza in My Back Yard on Bass, Matt Handplant on Guitar and Eric Crap Shoulder on Drums. 3 Generations of HARDCORE!

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