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Gwar is the only band that has ever mattered.


I can’t recall a time
When I thought it was okay
For humans to do the things
They do every single day

Wrecking the planet
And acting like dumb fucks
Fuck every human
Every human sucks

Scumdogs of the Universe
It’s time to exterminate
Life has gone from bad to worse
Nothing left to do but hate

The only thing I can think of
To save the earth
Is killing all humans
At the moment of birth

The trees will grow back
And the air will smell clean
Life will be perfect
If you know what I mean


from Pretty Much Perfect, released April 30, 2015



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Rudest Priest Albuquerque, New Mexico

Billy the Bunny on Vocals, Big Liza in My Back Yard on Bass, Matt Handplant on Guitar and Eric Crap Shoulder on Drums. 3 Generations of HARDCORE!

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